Most Unproductive Month Ever…

Most Unproductive Month Ever…

August was my most unproductive month ever……during the month of August I had almost three weeks of vacation and did nothing but eat, drink ( lots of booze), watch TV and lay around pools. Actually I have only been to the gym twice this month and after too much vacation I really don’t feel like going. Somehow I fell out of a routine that took me years to develop and I have been really disciplined. Tomorrow I have to go back to work and I am really dreading it. School has also suffered this month as I have put in the bare minimum and I’m one day late in one of my courses on a major assignment I haven’t started. So I’ll slap something together today. The summer semester ends September 14^th. Next semester I may only take one class.

While I was on vacation my boss called me multiple times and sent me countless emails. Have I mentioned she is a c*#t? She doesn’t want to talk to anyone who works for me because they are not senior enough (even though they are senior managers). So when she has something urgent she phones or emails and then I have to call them. This is her norm. I left a guy in charge who has 26 years with the company and who is a senior manager and she didn’t talk to him once…..Last week she sent me an email telling me to put a new contract in place with a supplier she wanted to hire ‘by cob” What part of vacation doesn’t the snatch get. When she goes on vacation she doesn’t tell us where she is and leaves me in charge. She is on her 4^th marriage, no wonder. I spend at least an hour a day on our intranet looking for a new position. Napoleon also called me during my vacation to complain about what a c**t she is. He takes her head on and tells her the world is about to end twice a day and then she panics. Sometimes I enjoy watching it but between her, napoleon, and the dumb bitch who “has a thought” I have had my fill. My boss set up a meeting with me from 12-4 tomorrow to “catch up”

During my vacation I went to Newport Beach, Vancouver, Houston and Alaska. Bryan joined me in Houston and Alaska. That is about the only time we spent together this month because he has been volunteering on a political campaign. My parents had a home outside Houston that they bought in the late 70’s (they lived in CA though) and my mom has just put on the market, so I went to take care of some of the paperwork. She will make a killing on the house which is on a golf course and 5000 square feet, I think they bought it for 175K in 1977 and are selling for almost 2 mill! We had a pretty good time and there is a nice indoor pool and hot tub. Bryan and I were kicked off the golf course because Bryan drove the golf cart over the green and was going way too fast. We were golfing with my cousin and his wife and Bryan and my cousin were trashed…..So that was our one and only golf outing. I will point out that golf isn’t my favorite activities. Then in Alaska, we were sitting in out hotel bar in Anchorage and a toothless Indian or maybe an Eskimo squaw (Native American not 7-Eleven – hehehe) came in and sat on my lap and offered to blow me for a beer. What a deal! We considered a threesome but there wasn’t enough alcohol in the bar. Alaska was beautiful but some of the people…lets just say the beautiful people have bypassed Alaska.

The Larry Craig situation is really sad. There was no crime committed and the last time I checked giving signals to indicate you want to engage in lewd activities is not illegal. Just the lewd activities.. Obviously the bathroom is not that much of a hot spot if it is where 62 year old men go to suck dick. First of all a public bathroom is nasty - want a little hepatitis C with that blow job? Secondly it seems like a hang out for senior citizen sex – no thanks. It is sad to see an entire career destroyed in a couple days. Craig could have had the case thrown out if he had an attorney and the discussion with the prosecutor would have been a short 5 minute deal to dismiss. Cops must have something better to do than picking on closeted old men!